Reptilians or lizard people are an ancient alien race of inter-dimensional shape shifters hellbent on world domination. They’re our genetic forefathers and hold every major political office in the world. There’s nothing we can do about it as the gears of our eventual demise have already been set into motion by these scaly scoundrels. Thus, our hosts drink Carlos Rossi out of a jug and discuss the real identity of Benedict Cumberbatch. Special guests Bailey Shemenski and Joe Peck help breakdown the end of civilization and the rise of our reptilian overlords in this ophidian edition of Hysteria 51.