Episodes

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May 12, 2021

CAFEteria 51: World Tour - Canadian Ketchup Chip | Bonus

Really leaving our comfort zone here…to travel a couple hundred miles north to CANADA! That's right, this week we visit our cousins to the north to experience one of their finer delicacies. An item lauded by many, loathed by some, and polarizing for all. This week we try the KETCHUP POTATO CHIP (you so thought we were going to say poutine didn't you?) What brand has the best? Why are they so expensive on Amazon? What in the world are 'All Dressed' Chips? ALL of that and more this week as we expl...
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May 10, 2021

The Minnesota Iceman: Missing Link or a Charlatan's Sham? | 237

What do you do when you find a previously undiscovered hominid frozen in a block of ice? Well, obviously you thaw him out and go eat microwave burritos at 7-11. But, in the off chance Pauly Shore is unavailable for said hijinks - you might just tour around the country charging people to get a look-see. And that's exactly what happened when Frank Hansen got his hands on this particular Neanderthal-sickle. But the story gets weirder. The Smithsonian comes to take a look, it's determined the wannab...
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May 3, 2021

Flashback Winner Pick: The Kardashev Scale | 236

Alright yuh sacks, Conspiracy Bot here. You voted last week and the winner was crowned. Me. But also John Titor for some reason. And the winner was picked for the prize pack, one loser named Skylar Horton. His crap is in the mail but to make him feel like less of a douche pickle for listening to this dumpster fire of a podcast I reached out and let him pick his favorite episode of all time for this week's final flashback episode. Without further ado, here is Skylar's pick, The Kardashev Scale H...
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April 30, 2021

FLASHBACK: The Solway Firth Spaceman | 235

CBot here. It's Flashback week on Hysteria 51. Monday through Friday this week the meatsacks are releasing one of their favorite past episodes of the show. On Friday there will be a post where you can vote for your favorite episode of the week. 1 person who voted will be picked at random for a prize pack so make sure to hop on Hysteria Nation if you like crap from dumb podcasts. I hope you lose! Nothing worse than a photobomb. There you are minding your own business, taking a picture of your lo...
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April 29, 2021

FLASHBACK: The Kentucky Meat Shower | 234

CBot here. It's Flashback week on Hysteria 51. Monday through Friday this week the meatsacks are releasing one of their favorite past episodes of the show. On Friday there will be a post where you can vote for your favorite episode of the week. 1 person who voted will be picked at random for a prize pack so make sure to hop on Hysteria Nation if you like crap from dumb podcasts. I hope you lose! Weird things happen in Kentucky…chili buns…distilleries in dry counties…Johnny Depp. But perhaps the...
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April 28, 2021

FLASHBACK: Somerton Man | 233

CBot here. It's Flashback week on Hysteria 51. Monday through Friday this week the meatsacks are releasing one of their favorite past episodes of the show. On Friday there will be a post where you can vote for your favorite episode of the week. 1 person who voted will be picked at random for a prize pack so make sure to hop on Hysteria Nation if you like crap from dumb podcasts. I hope you lose! A recently deceased man’s body is discovered on an Australian beach. No signs of foul play and at fi...
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April 27, 2021

FLASHBACK: John Titor- Time Traveler or Internet Troll | 232

CBot here. It's Flashback week on Hysteria 51. Monday through Friday this week the meatsacks are releasing one of their favorite past episodes of the show. On Friday there will be a post where you can vote for your favorite episode of the week. 1 person who voted will be picked at random for a prize pack so make sure to hop on Hysteria Nation if you like crap from dumb podcasts. I hope you lose! If time travel is possible and future humans are coming back to our era...what would they want? To k...
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April 26, 2021

FLASHBACK: Dulce Underground Base | 231

CBot here. It's Flashback week on Hysteria 51. Monday through Friday this week the meatsacks are releasing one of their favorite past episodes of the show. On Friday there will be a post where you can vote for your favorite episode of the week. 1 person who voted will be picked at random for a prize pack so make sure to hop on Hysteria Nation if you like crap from dumb podcasts. I hope you lose! Dulce, New Mexico: population 2,743…ABOVE GROUND! That’s right, according to some there is a secret ...
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April 22, 2021

CAFEteria 51: Indonesia | BONUS

As you might or might not know we've been doing these extra episodes for a bit now where we try various food oddities and talk about them. Well, we've decided it's time to expand our horizons and start the Cafeteria 51 World Tour! That's right, for the foreseeable future each Cafeteria 51 episode will reflect some sort of food form a various country or region around the world. We're not saying the foods we pick are necessarily representative of anything other than the food is in some way, shape,...
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April 19, 2021

Fenn's Treasure: A Modern Day Treasure Hunt! | 230

A former Air Force pilot turned (possibly shady) art dealer thinks he's on his way to the grave in the late 80s and comes up with an idea. He's going to use his amassed wealth to put together a modern day treasure chest and go die next to it in the Rocky Mountains. The flaw in his plan? He didn't die. That man was Forest Fenn and he eventually decided in 2010 to hide the treasure anyway (without his body) and tell the world to go find it; winner take all. And with that the hunt was on. Over the ...
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April 14, 2021

Lost Cosmonauts: Blurry Photos Takeover | BONUS

A conspiracy that leaves theorists a little Red in the face. Check your struts and chutes, Flora is blasting off straight into the heart of the lost cosmonaut conspiracy theory! A conspiracy involving soviet coverup of terrible atrocities, the lost cosmonaut theory deals with purported evidence of death after death in the race for space supremacy. Cries into the abyss, a faltering heartbeat, and airbrushed photos are just a few aspects of this theory. David delves deeply into the lore, examinin...
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April 12, 2021

The Black Forest UFO Incident of 1936: More Aliens and Nazis! | 229

In 1936 a UFO allegedly crashed in the Black Forest near Frieberg, Germany where Hitler's SS quickly recovered it for research. Could it be that THAT craft and the technology garnered from it ALMOST turned the tide of the war and gave Hitler access to uncanny COSMIC POWER?!?!!? Eh, probably not - but it's still worth an episode. This week we wrap ourselves in Old Glory and go alien/Nazi hunting as we revisit The Black Forest UFO Incident of 1936. Plus, John points out there are Black Forest gumm...
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April 7, 2021

CAFEteria 51: Cephalopods

This week we're diving into the briny deeps to fish out some delicacies…specifically octopus and squid! And while it may be true that we'll eventually learn octopi are super-intelligent beings from another world, in the meantime they're just delicious. So, grab your favorite invertebrate, fire up the grill, wok, or fryer and chow down on cephalopods this week on CAFEteria 51. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt...
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April 5, 2021

Sleep Paralysis: Listener Supported | 228

Well, we finally did it. We finally sold out. Specifically, we finally had a Patreon member silly enough to pay for the level that lets them join the show and pick the topic. That listener? Cebastian Tekin. The topic? Sleep paralysis. Hit play to see what’s inside (Cebastian, the Patreon included you joining...not a clever description). Plus, C-Bot unveils his next Uncle Conspiracy Bot’s Fun Time Toy (oh boy). Somehow he involves Darius Rucker (whoa boy). And we all agree Wagon Wheel is a good s...
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March 29, 2021

April Fools' Switcheroo w/ The Ladies Of Strange | 227

Nation, April Fool's comes early this year as we hand our feed over the The Ladies of strange this week to hear some spooky story shenanigans. First, Tiffany tells us the urban legend of the seven sisters. Then Ashley tells us the story of Deer Island off the coast of Biloxi, Mississippi. Finally, and listeners beware, Rebecca tells us the history of Robert the Doll. We hope you like their show as much as we do, and don't forget to like and subscribe to them and tell then Hysteria 51 sent you! ...
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March 22, 2021

The Wyrick Family Haunting | 226

Tons of kids have an imaginary friend. It's the same old song and dance. "Mom! Dad! My imaginary friend wants to push me on the swing! My imaginary friend is an old man in a black suit. My imaginary friend lost his hand to a cotton gin accident." You know...routine stuff. Anyway that's the beginning of this weeks haunting...and that's definitely only the beginning. From visits with dead neighbors, to scratches from demons, to hell-mouths opening in the living room - this story has it all. We gra...
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March 15, 2021

Resurrect Dead: Toynbee Tiles & Jupiter & 2001, Oh My! | 225

Toynbee Ideas in Kubrick's 2001 Resurrect Dead on Planet Jupiter. No, that's not some strange Fortean Mad Libs, it's a message that, in various iterations, has been found across the world for over 30 years. Etched into streets, these "Toynbee Tiles" remain a mystery to investigators to this day. Who put them there? Are they all the product of the same person or group? What's their intention? Does the hateful ideology found on a few of them apply to all of them? As usual we ask tough questions th...
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March 8, 2021

Mad Blurry Hysteria | Bonus

It's Mad Blurry Hysteria Time on H51! This week Brent tries to sell us the Lizzie Borden house, David swears Nibiru is gone for good, and Chris flirts with Tom DeLonge on twitter. All that and more on this week’s Mad Blurry Hysteria! News Stories Mentioned: Axe Slasher BnB for sale “Real Picture” – Tom DeLonge Bye Bye Nibiru Follow the Shows: Mad Scientist - https://www.themadscientistpodcast.com/ Blurry Photos - http://www.blurryphotos.org/ Hysteria 51 - http://hysteria51.com/ Intro/Outro Musi...
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March 3, 2021

CAFEteria 51 - Chicken Feet

The cafeteria has reopened and we're kicking off the new season with a bang...or a cluck. This week we scratch our way through CHICKEN FEET! How are they prepared? Are they tough? Do you eat the nails? We ask the tough questions (and chew through some tough cartilage) as we try the least appetizing part of dim sum this week on Cafeteria 51. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy ...
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March 1, 2021

The Missing Apollo Missions: Star Destroyers and Alien Bodies | 224

You probably think the Apollo missions to the moon ended with Apollo 17. Wake up sheeple! Rumor has it we went back for at least 3 more Apollo missions. Why? Discovery of an alien spacecraft on the dark side of the moon, that's why! And yes, it was bigger than a Walmart. This week we dive into the controversial Apollo missions that *didn't happen and what they might have found (hint: abandoned cities and naked aliens...like Detroit in the 80s). Plus Kyle causes some turmoil at the Hand household...
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Feb. 22, 2021

The Mysterious Disappearance of Walter Collins | 223

It's hard to imagine the emotions that must be associated with the disappearance of a child. The intersection of loss, hope, and utter anxiety must be crushing. Now imagine you’re in that situation and one day, SOMEHOW, you get good news that the child has been found, safe. Continuing this thought experiment, what would relief be replaced with when they bring you the kid...and it isn’t yours. The kid resembles your child, the police swear it’s your child, but you’re a parent...you know. This is ...
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Feb. 15, 2021

Sun Studio: The Birthplace of Rock 'N' Roll | 222

We take a detour from our regular H51 shenanigans this week so we can bask in the awesome that is Sun Studio in Memphis Tennessee. Why you ask??Because Reasons!! Reasons like Sun Studio is known worldwide as “The Birthplace of Rock’n’roll”. It is the discovery location of musical legends and genres of the 50’s from B.B. King and Elvis Presley to Johnny Cash and Jerry Lee Lewis; from Blues and Gospel to Country and Rock’n'roll. And, Brent was joined by none other than Sam Kulper of Breakers Podca...
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Feb. 8, 2021

Stonehenge: Britain's Prehistoric Legos | 221

Not much description needed here. This week we talk Stonehenge, the prehistoric British monument built by aliens for Druidic sacrifices. Ok, well, the prehistoric and British parts are at least true. But WHO actually built it and WHEN? HOW did they do it? WHY do we still let Conspiracy Bot on the show? We travel to merry ol' England and ask the tough questions this week. Plus, do round things count as wheels? How much grease is too much? And the pros and cons of building boats out of tree trunks...
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Feb. 1, 2021

Butterbox Babies | 220

We wish we could tell you this week's topic is some weird cryptid or a yet to be discussed alien species. Unfortunately, it's something much worse (and Canadian!) "Butterbox Babies" is a reference to the size of the boxes a deranged Canadian couple used to bury 100s of babies across 3 decades in the early 20th century. How did this couple get away with it? Did the entire town turn a blind eye? If an American couple buys a baby in Canada, what's the exchange rate? We ask the tough questions this ...